Witty tittle for my restaurant review of 'La Mediterranee' ?

I don't want some boring name like:

La Mediterranee

or

La Mediterranee Review.

I want something that would make you chuckle, something witty and smart or funny.



Help please?

Thank you in advance (:Witty tittle for my restaurant review of 'La Mediterranee' ?
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