Help! I need to write a restaurant review for a Mexican restaurant?

It serves "authentic" Mexican food, but as far as I can tell, it's still tacos and shrimp cocktail, by any other name.



But it's supposed to be a good review (they're paying for it).



Got any ideas? I'm at a loss. I'll take anything to get me started...Help! I need to write a restaurant review for a Mexican restaurant?
Meals at this little hideaway make me feel like an espalda mojada in a porno! Sour cream and cheese all over everything are like money shots for days! You had best eat their tacos laying on your back because you'll be saying 隆ol茅! me down when you get that stuff in your mouth! And after six of their margaritas... I married my busboy! 隆Ay caramba!Help! I need to write a restaurant review for a Mexican restaurant?
what os the nameHelp! I need to write a restaurant review for a Mexican restaurant?
Reviews are all about personal opinion - that鈥檚 why not everyone agrees with them. I assume that seeing that they are paying you it needs to be a good review...



I'd rate the salsa first, personally I like it hot and spicy but its personal opinion. I would comment on the freshness and colours. Adding comments on how this makes it authentic and 'feels like I was in Mexico!' sort of thing.



Comment on the staff and the service you received.



Its good to comment on the pricing (if its average range/good value etc). The people that will read the review will be just like you so don鈥檛 try and over sell it.



Have fun!