Witty titles for a restaurant review?

The restaurant is called loch fyne...serves mainly sea-food...errr, yeah. Any ideas??



thanks, Cookie Monster xxxWitty titles for a restaurant review?
Reinventing the mystery of great food, Lock Fyne. Eat Fyne.
See food thats lochin good at loch fyneWitty titles for a restaurant review?
count the bones on my plate/

clean the plate look for number rating!
For Fyne Fish, it's Loch Fyne



The Finest Fish Choose Loch Fyne



Fine Fish al Fresco at Loch Fyne



Fyne Food? Loch Fyne!



Dine? Fine--at Loch Fyne!



how am I doing so far?? ;-)Witty titles for a restaurant review?
THE foods "loching fyne"?